I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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