Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I forget how to act sober
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