I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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