There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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