No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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