Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize