Nicole vs. Life
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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