Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
try to milk me bitch
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