I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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