i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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