i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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