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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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