We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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