that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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