Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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