David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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