As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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