My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
is that a dick in a sweater?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize