I looked at my own cervix.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it was like eating out sand paper
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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