Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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