Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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