I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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