Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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