it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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