well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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