Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My ass is underappreciated
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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