Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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