Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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