haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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