Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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