there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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