It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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