Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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