So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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