I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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