yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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