guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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