Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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