just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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