i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Bring me that man meat
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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