R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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