Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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