yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
