He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
True college students do jello shots in the library
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