This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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