Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
