nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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