No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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