Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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