i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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