I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode