i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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